Sunday, November 9, 2008

Holy Art!

Let's see how this Internet thing works...
fioqur[q.. DAMM*@IT!
Why doesn't anybody create keyboards for my fingers? one of these artistic losers who exhibits at the museums should stop their non-sense career and create something useful!! Too many stupid sculptures in the world and not enough keyboards for Artie!
Ok. I'm cool. Today was rough. 
Some incompetents from the Daily Egyptian forgot to set my appointment with the director for promoting my book Holy Art. And I left one book there...but, whatever. I can do it on my own! Artie F. Rockefeller doesn't need anyone to succeed! learn from me, little artists without future!
The book is already in Morris Library... it was hard to get inside, the librarians didn't allow me to get into the Art's shelves! bastards! I'm going to write a letter after posting this complaining about their treatment to the glorious Artie F. Rockefeller... 
There is another one in Starbucks (take the book, but leave the coffee!), another in CRC and the last one at the New Media Center, both in the Communication Building.
Find them! Learn! Get something in your brain and stop being in front of the computer!
Go! you want me to drive you there or what?
My Franklin Godness...This generation is triple D... DAMNED, DOOM AND DUMB!

OK... and now how I turn this off...?
You! idiot! c'mere! put this into the Internet thing NOW! the world needs to know what I'm doing! C'mon!
Uhh... bunch of meat with feet...
What are you still doing here? GO TO FIND THIS BOOK!